Ass in the Tub Special Reserve Armageddon Hot Sauce

Once upon a time, in the frosty lands of the Vikings, there was a legendary tale about hot sauce and its mystical powers. It was said that the ancient Vikings believed hot sauce could ward off demons and stall Armageddon itself. Now, let me regale you with the fantastical story of the Vikings and their fiery obsession.

In the heart of Viking territory, there lived a fearsome clan known as the PepperHorns. Led by their mighty chieftain, Olaf "Spicy Beard" Eriksson, they roamed the lands in search of adventure and the spiciest flavors known to humankind. But one flavor eluded them—the legendary Ass in the Tub Special Reserve Armageddon Hot Sauce.

Legend had it that this sauce was so scorching hot, it could stop Armageddon dead in its tracks. The Vikings believed that by consuming this fiery elixir, they would gain the power to repel demons and protect their beloved lands from the wrath of Ragnarok. It was their secret weapon, their last line of defense against the forces of darkness.

One fateful day, Olaf "Spicy Beard" Eriksson gathered his warriors around the great longhouse fire, regaling them with tales of the Ass in the Tub Special Reserve Armageddon Hot Sauce. He spoke of its monumental heat, its brutal burn, and the legendary prophecy that it would ignite the rear ends of all who dared to taste it.

Driven by their Viking spirit and love for all things spicy, the PepperHorns embarked on a perilous journey across treacherous seas and uncharted lands to acquire this sacred sauce. They faced fierce storms, sea monsters, and occasional hangover from a wild Viking party.

Finally, after months of braving the elements, they reached the distant land of PepperHotSpot.com, where the Ass in the Tub Special Reserve Armageddon Hot Sauce awaited them. It was a sight to behold—a small bottle filled with fiery liquid, beckoning them with its ominous warning label.

With great anticipation and a touch of fear, Olaf "Spicy Beard" Eriksson and his brave warriors tasted the sauce. The heat was unlike anything they had ever experienced. It was as if a dragon had breathed fire into their mouths, singeing their beards and making their eyes water like waterfalls.

But as the searing heat subsided, they felt a surge of power. They believed they could vanquish any demon, conquer any foe, and even stall Armageddon itself. The Vikings had found their secret weapon, their magical elixir, their Ass in the Tub Special Reserve Armageddon Hot Sauce.

Now, you, too, can experience the fiery magic of the Vikings. Ass in the Tub Special Reserve Armageddon Hot Sauce, available exclusively at PepperHotSpot.com, is the hot sauce to end all hot sauces. With a heat rating of 10, it's the epitome of scorching hotness—a true armageddon for your taste buds.

But heed the warning, brave souls! This sauce is not for the weak-hearted. It will burn on the way in, and you know the rest. It's a moving experience that will leave a lasting impression.

So, embrace your inner Viking, channel the power of the Ass in the Tub Special Reserve Armageddon Hot Sauce, and protect your realm from demons and Armageddon itself. Visit PepperHotSpot.com and grab a bottle today.

Ingredients:

Habanero Peppers, African Oleoresin, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Salt, Onions, Vegetable Oil, Acetic Acid, Garlic, and Xanthan Gum.

UPC: 736924020434

Nutrition Fact|Value/Serving
Heat Rating	Heat Rating: 10
Pepper	Habanero Pepper
Gluten-Free	Not Gluten Free
Kosher	Not Kosher
Volume [oz]	5.00
Calories	5.00
Total Sugar	0.00
Total Carbohydrates	4.85
Total Protein	0.00
Saturated Fat	4.85
Total Fat	5.00