Ass in the Tub Special Reserve Armageddon Hot Sauce

Ass in the Tub Special Reserve "Armageddon" Hot Sauce

"The Hot Sauce to End All!!"

Welcome to the ultimate inferno. 

Ass in the Tub Special Reserve "Armageddon" Hot Sauce isn’t just hot—it’s monumental, apocalyptic, and guaranteed to make you reconsider every life choice that brought you to this moment. Bravely designed for the fearless, this is the hot sauce to end all hot sauces. 

Think you can handle extreme heat? 

Think again. This is a full-body, “round trip” experience: it burns on the way in, it burns on the way out, and it lingers long enough to leave an unforgettable mark.

“Guaranteed to Burn Twice!” isn’t just a catchy phrase—it’s a promise. Made with a blistering blend of Aged Red Peppers, amplified by African oleoresin pepper extract, this sauce delivers a fiery, numbing heat that rivals anything you’ve ever tried. It’s hotter than police pepper spray, hotter than your dreams of a quiet dinner, and yes… hotter than you probably expected. One taste and you’ll know that Armageddon isn’t coming—it’s already here, in your kitchen, on your plate, and possibly… elsewhere.

But extreme heat doesn’t mean extreme compromise on flavor. 

Ass in the Tub Special Reserve Armageddon Hot Sauce is a carefully crafted Louisiana-style creation with savory notes from onions and garlic, balanced by a smooth finish thanks to a touch of canola oil. It’s pure, bold, and unapologetically intense—perfect for culinary thrill-seekers who like their heat served with humor and a side of chaos.

This is more than a hot sauce. It’s a conversation starter, a collector’s item, and a culinary dare all rolled into one. 

Veteran Chiliheads know the drill: start small, respect the heat, and savor every moment before you decide if you’re brave enough for round two.

Ingredients:

• Aged Red Peppers
  
• African Oleoresin Pepper Extract
• Tomato Paste
  
• Distilled Vinegar
• Onions
• Garlic
• Canola Oil

Suggested Food Pairings (Use with Questionable Judgment):

• Chicken wings, tenders, and nuggets
• Grilled chicken, pork, and beef
• Fried or grilled shrimp and seafood
• Tacos, quesadillas, taquitos, and tamales
• Nachos and jalapeño poppers
• Gumbo, stews, and hearty soups
• Rice and noodle dishes
• Bloody Marys and Micheladas
• Tater tots, pot pies, and comfort foods
• Tropical-inspired dishes and fruit-glazed proteins
• Literally anything… if you’re feeling brave enough to face Armageddon

Heat Rating: 10+ / Extreme

Usage Warning:

• Ass in the Tub Special Reserve "Armageddon" Hot Sauce is a seriously hot, extract-fueled firestorm intended for experienced users only. 
• Use sparingly and with extreme caution. 
• Avoid contact with eyes and sensitive areas. 
• Keep away from children, pets, and anyone unprepared for monumental heat. 
• Side effects may include tears, regret, uncontrollable laughter, and a profound respect for peppers.

Armageddon isn’t coming—it’s in a bottle, on your table, and ready to ignite. 

Approach carefully… 

But don’t say we didn’t warn you.